Library Day, Library Day!

Sir,
could you find me a book about the Hardy Boys?
or maybe something by Karl Barth.
I could be in the mood for Commander Toad or a book about sew-your-own costumes or
perhaps Cavanaugh's Torture and Eucharist is more what I'm after.

Maybe I want to feel the hugeness of the pages, with wonder, wonder, wonderful images
dancing off pages. Maybe today I believe in UFOs or
maybe I could be an astronaut.

Maybe I want to buckle down and let passionate thoughts and ideological treatises engage me in
relevant, stimulating discourse.

I don't know. This place is magic.